He's that much of a tight ass, huh?

[Considering how deeply conservative the dress was it surprises her. Ostentatious, sure, but she's certain her old friends would have been into it. The South loved a little pomp and circumstance.

Her father's must be the modesty and brimstone brand of worship.]

Well, I'm glad it's going to someone who appreciates it. You'll look in it. Just don't try to walk too fast and stay out of the mud.

[Hard to do here. It is strictly an indoor gown.]