[ he, for better or worse, has never watched mtv in the early 2000s, so perhaps they are even on missing important cultural touchstones. ]

I'm finding every world I speak on has something new and thrilling the next does not have, so I'm sure there's much to be discussed about your home.

[ he will shake!!!! so he knows what a handshake is. ]

Ah, a journalist! A noble profession, for the most part. [ for the most part???? ] I used to speak to the correspondents at the Wazoo fairly frequently, but I was never much into politics. They did begin rejecting my crossword puzzle submissions for being "annoyingly esoteric" however ...