[If they get a tv they are giving him a crash course immediately, real housewives marathon

Also help, this is vaguely endearing? At least she doesn't have to explain what she is.]

You're a crossword guy. I can respect that. [She dallies. Not as passionately as he might, but it's funny to think that some arcane wizard might spend a Sunday agonizing over 34 Down and 11 Across.] They probably didn't want to close the reader gap. Nobody feels smart when only two people can solve the puzzle.

What do you do when you're not word-searching?