[ help help help i barked. elbowed and he goes "oof" because of his 4 hp.]

You have been watching too much of that television.

[ he knows what a tv is now. kanda made him watch big bang theory so he's seen a tv show. ]

Not exactly, since that is in theory temporary. I meant more that I am in desperate need of their offered wish, and thus am obliged to consider staying within their rules, lest I lose the chance.