[who invited the lawful goods anyway.

Where is this going? Probably nowhere either of them wants to be. Either he's nosy, he has a genuine reason to come snoop around the place, or he just likes a good egging on. As much as Camille revels in meeting men who aren't easily-led meatheads, she would appreciate it if he were a smidge stupider right now.

So, she'll just aim lower.]

You did very kindly elect yourself to watch over me when I was all vamped up on Wednesday. With nothing but a knife too, very noble of you.

Couldn't have been you had other reasons. No prior experience at all.