Astarion Ancunin

[scrapdraught]

omg she's a reporter

it's Interview with a Vampire

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ first of all i forgive you for being 3D. second of all i don't forgive you for being dead even if i am not surprised. third of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY I GUESS. >:( ]

One of them was about whether the ocean is a soup or a salad?

[ you get the picture immediately. ]

And a lot of them made Rondo go bright red.

[scrapdraught]

[I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! 8(]

Soup.

[Duh. Also oh my god.]

What, did he have to swear, or think about someone in their underwear?

[haematocritical]

[ fluffs you we're teasing. ]

Yes, but all that seaweed?

[ don't start. ]

He had to think about monsterfucking and then someone told him he was a service top.

[scrapdraught]

[hugs you like Geto's worm anyway

She could take the bait but she promised not to. Even if he's wrong. Instead she gets to burst out laughing.]

Service top? Did they bother explaining to him what that was?

[haematocritical]

[ (worm noises) ]

You know, I don't think they did? [ icly though, astarion did explain it to him later. he's kind like that. ]