Astarion Ancunin

[scrapdraught]

omg she's a reporter

it's Interview with a Vampire

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ he nods. ] Yes, tiefling. [ which my ipad is trying so hard to turn into tie fling ] I doubt the places we’re from are especially similar if a tiefling is new to you. It stands to reason other things wouldn’t match either.

[ oh boy it’s jurassic park. ]

At least three. Isn’t that the case with cute little neighbourhoods? They hide the biggest secrets, just like the benevolent rich people who own manors and give to the poor.

[ DOODOO DOOOO DOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO ]

[scrapdraught]

Outside of a few overarching commonalities, I'd say you're all alien to me, yeah.

[HOLY FU-CKING SHIT, IT'S A DI-NO-SAUR, OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUUUUUCK🎵

Anyway Camille laughs at this. Quiet, below the breath, and with no eye contact.]

Well. Our worlds have that much in common then.

[haematocritical]

Interesting. It's strange to think of a world without elves, half-elves and the like.

[ well.



ok.

hang on. his face is just pure what the fuck is a dinosaur. ]

[scrapdraught]

They exist in fiction.

[also oh. Lmao.

She pats the seat beside her on the couch.]

Need a primer?

[haematocritical]

[ he taps the point of his own ear. ]

Clearly not.

[ hmmmm. ]

What are they? Dragons?

[scrapdraught]

Which are you? Half or full?

[Perhaps a testy question but he's a sharp-edged man to begin with. She'll weather a little blow-back if need be.]

Not quite. Dinosaurs. Very big lizards. Walked the earth long some millions of years before humans showed up. Likely died out thanks to a giant meteor.

We only know about them from digging up their bones through countless millenia of dirt. This movie poses the age-old question of whether it would be fun to bring them back.

[Smash-cut to the T-rex trying to eat children.]

[haematocritical]

Full. They'd be shorter if I were half.

[ less testy. he knows half-elf who could club him with a mace and refuse to heal him. ]

...



Hm, yes that seems about right. Pestering a dragon would have poor results unless you really knew what you were doing. And they do have a lot of teeth.

[scrapdraught]

Ah. Thanks for the heads-up.

[Remembers his zombie biting Karlach suddenly. Files that away for later.]

And they breathe fire, right? Or is that just another whimsical myth a magic-free world?

[haematocritical]

Not always. They can do nasty things with other elements, or so the stories go.

[ the one you can fight in act 3 is lightning. but astarion hasn't fought them. ]