Astarion Ancunin

[scrapdraught]

omg she's a reporter

it's Interview with a Vampire

Comments

[haematocritical]

Interesting. It's strange to think of a world without elves, half-elves and the like.

[ well.



ok.

hang on. his face is just pure what the fuck is a dinosaur. ]

[scrapdraught]

They exist in fiction.

[also oh. Lmao.

She pats the seat beside her on the couch.]

Need a primer?

[haematocritical]

[ he taps the point of his own ear. ]

Clearly not.

[ hmmmm. ]

What are they? Dragons?

[scrapdraught]

Which are you? Half or full?

[Perhaps a testy question but he's a sharp-edged man to begin with. She'll weather a little blow-back if need be.]

Not quite. Dinosaurs. Very big lizards. Walked the earth long some millions of years before humans showed up. Likely died out thanks to a giant meteor.

We only know about them from digging up their bones through countless millenia of dirt. This movie poses the age-old question of whether it would be fun to bring them back.

[Smash-cut to the T-rex trying to eat children.]

[haematocritical]

Full. They'd be shorter if I were half.

[ less testy. he knows half-elf who could club him with a mace and refuse to heal him. ]

...



Hm, yes that seems about right. Pestering a dragon would have poor results unless you really knew what you were doing. And they do have a lot of teeth.

[scrapdraught]

Ah. Thanks for the heads-up.

[Remembers his zombie biting Karlach suddenly. Files that away for later.]

And they breathe fire, right? Or is that just another whimsical myth a magic-free world?

[haematocritical]

Not always. They can do nasty things with other elements, or so the stories go.

[ the one you can fight in act 3 is lightning. but astarion hasn't fought them. ]