Astarion Ancunin

[scrapdraught]

omg she's a reporter

it's Interview with a Vampire

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w3, wednesday

[haematocritical]

[ he is all debated out and has found a corner of the academy library to hide away in. for now. ]

I never want to think about the ocean that much ever again.

[scrapdraught]

[YELLS I'm sorry I was too 3D last night to come back to this]

Sounds like a fun time. [She skipped it. Not feeling particularly keen on getting heated about things in public. Still she smiles, folding her arms and leaning over the table (assigns them sitting), eager to listen.]

What were your arguments? Run it by me before you dash the ocean from your mind forever.

Promise I won't debate you on it.

[haematocritical]

[ first of all i forgive you for being 3D. second of all i don't forgive you for being dead even if i am not surprised. third of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY I GUESS. >:( ]

One of them was about whether the ocean is a soup or a salad?

[ you get the picture immediately. ]

And a lot of them made Rondo go bright red.

[scrapdraught]

[I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! 8(]

Soup.

[Duh. Also oh my god.]

What, did he have to swear, or think about someone in their underwear?

[haematocritical]

[ fluffs you we're teasing. ]

Yes, but all that seaweed?

[ don't start. ]

He had to think about monsterfucking and then someone told him he was a service top.

[scrapdraught]

[hugs you like Geto's worm anyway

She could take the bait but she promised not to. Even if he's wrong. Instead she gets to burst out laughing.]

Service top? Did they bother explaining to him what that was?

[haematocritical]

[ (worm noises) ]

You know, I don't think they did? [ icly though, astarion did explain it to him later. he's kind like that. ]