Astarion Ancunin

[scrapdraught]

omg she's a reporter

it's Interview with a Vampire

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w6, wednesday

[haematocritical]

[ he’s looking at this cake like




hm. ]

They did their best, I suppose.

[scrapdraught]

I have a sneaking suspicion they may have paid for this.

[She knows a grocery sheet cake when she sees one.]

[haematocritical]

What with real gold?

[ wtf ]

[scrapdraught]

Or something like it.

[She carves out a corner slice and ferries it to a little plate.]

It looks very factory made, decorations aside. It probably tastes like raw sugar and artificial flavouring.

[And she will test for it. After one bite...]

Oh, yes. Definitely store-bought. Can't taste the love in it one bit.

[haematocritical]

I have no idea what artificial flavouring would even taste like.

[ watches her eat this cake that he’d just (izu voice) poop out immediately. ]

Would you have preferred they tried to bake something themselves? Unsupervised?

[scrapdraught]

Pity. It's not bad, actually. A bit nostalgic even.

[Goes for another bite. I, Kabby, support a shitty store-bought cake.]

Oh, no. Not again. I feel like the bad crumble from last week might have been one of their attempts. Is "Will" cooking for you over there?

[haematocritical]

Nostalgia is a flawed lens to look at things through, my dear. But as long as someone’s enjoying it.

[ i just love cake ]

… I haven’t seen him, but … if he’s anywhere it’ll probably be there, wouldn’t it?