Karlach, we just murdered a god with googly eyes and a pain fetish. And that's after reviving from the dead, being possessed, being turned bald. I murdered a super soldier with a girl made of shadows and soot. You're in love with an iron cowboy who can spit a gun out of his mouth.
It's a little more... gross, than any of those, but alright. I've got a little baby mindflayer in my head and it'll turn me into a tentacle monster if I don't get rid of it. Astarion and Gale have got one too.
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Promise you won't freak out if I tell you?
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Karlach, we just murdered a god with googly eyes and a pain fetish. And that's after reviving from the dead, being possessed, being turned bald. I murdered a super soldier with a girl made of shadows and soot. You're in love with an iron cowboy who can spit a gun out of his mouth.
What else have you got for me?
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It's a little more... gross, than any of those, but alright. I've got a little baby mindflayer in my head and it'll turn me into a tentacle monster if I don't get rid of it. Astarion and Gale have got one too.
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So a brain worm.
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But it'll be gone soon, we've got a plan! So don't worry about it.
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that's it! that's the plan!]